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? And how much expenses did Gooner want per day for working away from home? oh boy... not good, not good at all.... :nonod:

I am still waiting for Gooners quote...I have a feeling I might need a strong drink when Ive read it!

His beer allowance will have to be cut, and thats an end to it.

Lynn
 
CATHOLIC COFFEE


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


slim,

tall,

38D breast,

24" waist,

34" hips.

When she walks into a room people say,

"Oh My God."
 
i have never understood why fat-cat;s ,bosses,footballer;s politicians modal;s and all the celebrties that have no skill;s like playing instruments , are on the money that they are !!! it make;s a mockery of all hard working people, and it is proof to me that our society
has gone badly wrong, thank;s to all these weak willed people we allow to govern us, so yes £50 a night is a joke when compared to there money, but fair given the limit;s that i have to work within, oh and yes if i could find a public silly enough to pay me silly money to then yes i would be on the same gravy train as them and laughing at you lot as well!!:thumbsup:
 
I've never understood it either, you're not alone there... but are rich people necessarily happier? They breathe the same air and are no more alive than you and me... in the end being really alive and loving it means appreciating it all... no amount of money can influence your sense of appreciation...
 
there was an intresting program a while ago on tv that assessed what people should really be paid

tradesmen came out well ahead of doctors , lawyers etc
 

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