Think before you speak

[doit4u]

The women next door suffers from not thinking before speaking. Her latest was on bank holiday monday. I was chatting to her husband over the back wall and she was doing some gardening in one of the borders.

Suddenly we heard 'Nige, can you trim my bush?'

 

[mikethetile]

LOL

did ypu offer assistance:lol:

 

[b-fly]

haha I wonder how did the husband react

 

[Dan]

I've got this t-shirt lol - MeatandCheese Ltd SEAN PATCH T-SHIRT

Not had any offers yet though. Boooo.

 

[paulyoung666]

:yikes: :lol:

 

[merlecollins]

I've got this t-shirt lol - MeatandCheese Ltd SEAN PATCH T-SHIRT

Not had any offers yet though. Boooo.

Just had a look on that website Dan:lol:

There's some class T-Shirts, just ordered this one:

 

[White Room]

This should sort out the veggie burger brigade

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

I liked the one that "looked" like the twitter logo:smilewinkgrin:

 

[david campbell]

did nige go for the scissors or hedge trimmer?

 

[DHTiling]

I like this one..:lol:

 

[hillhead]

I bet the husband near died:smilewinkgrin:
Today i was working away,the male customer(20stone) was standing at the door way overlooking his hallway being tiled when suddenly he let a big FART :yikes:
I laughed but he didn't
:lol:

 

[david campbell]

my mum got me a t-shirt as part of my birthday!
"i like drunk girls"
the mrs wasn't too impressed

 

[doit4u]

Nige just mumbled under his breath 'Not bl**dy likely it blunts my razor'

 

[b-fly]

I like this one
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