Tiling related joke

[Ian]

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping forwards or backwards, she slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. 'Bruce, Bruce' she yelled. Bruce
came running in.

'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor!' she said, legs
akimbo.

... 'Strewth,' Bruce said and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck
fast,girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba. (His friend).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do
it,' Cobba said. 'Lets try Plan B.'

'Plan B?!' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that?'

'I'll go home, and get my hammer and chisel, and we can break the tiles
under her, and release the vacuum!' replied Cobba.

'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay
here and play with her ****!'

'Play with her ****?!', Cobba said, 'Not exactly a good time for
that, mate!'

'Maybe not,' Bruce replied, '.....but, I reckon if I can get her
wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen, where the tiles aren't so
expensive!