Alcoholic customers

[Daz]

I've been busting my bits to complete a bathroom for a mate / customer whilst he & his family have been sunning themselves over the last fortnight.

Due to many issues, including me falling through the kitchen ceiling this has become a job from hell!

Today I chucked a nice greasy washing up liquid / water mix into a plastic wine glass and siliconed the bathroom up. The customer returned as I was finishing up and I left the glass on a window sill as I was distracted; I usually chuck the mix into the bath before I leave.

I get a phone call a couple of hours later from a distressed mate / customer asking what "chemicals" I had left in the glass...He'd only gone and drunk the bright green fairy liquid contents???? He's having a go at me and all I can think is who returns from 2 weeks in Cyprus and proceeds to drink the contents of random glasses in their house without looking at or smelling the contents first???

What a knob........

Daz

 

[jay]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[user123]

NO WAY??!!!! Oh, Daz!! Speechless........................... And how's the arm?

On the positive side he will have very clean insides and a clean toilet, too, fairy lasts longer... :lol:

 

[kilty55]

oh
my
god

really daz you should take this opportunity to pash your skants at him...your right who on earth drinks green liquid that was lying in the bathroom

it beggars beleif,but deserves a good laugh too

 

[PHG Dave]

nice one lol!!

 

[hillhead]

A plonker !!
Hope you get paid !

He'll be blowing bubbles then? :lol:

 

[Daz]

I told him not to bother with a stomach pump and don't jump around after drinking water 'cos he'll end up frothing :lol::lol:

 

[peteablard]

That's amused me! Just finished a bottle of scotch, might go under the sink now for a glass of Fairy :drool5:

 

[DHTiling]

Luv it :lol:


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[SandyFloor]

By the morning he should be able to fart bubbles? :lol:

 

[CJ]

He'll have a smooth poop next time :smilewinkgrin:

Self cleaning jobbies..........no skid marks in sight

 

[Andy Allen]

hope he dos'nt take you to the cleaners..

 

[Del W]

:lol::lol::lol: hours of fun

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol::lol: He must have been desperate! That is pure class, and one of the funniest things I've heard of for some time.

 

[lcjohno]

Only just read this post and i nearly wet myself with laughing! who does things like that! had to read it to the wife aswel so she could have a good laugh too!!

 

[user123]

Only just read this post and i nearly wet myself with laughing! who does things like that! had to read it to the wife aswel so she could have a good laugh too!!

I read it to my husband, too, and he tutted and he said there must be some weird people on your forum... and walked off shaking his head... "NOOO - not a forum member!" she muttered uselessly.. :lol: oh well...

 

[Sean Kelly]

He was probably used to drinking cocktails on holiday, and just forgot he was not on holiday any more! That was a well written and V funny story Daz.