Doctor Wivers

[Ian]

I haven't done my bikini line, do you need to look down there???

 

[wivers]

Ohhh yeaaaa babeh.................OMG what the goodness is that thing!!!!!!!

 

[user123]

What for frigde is full no probs here :8:

NO use being in denial Jay, Dr Wivers will make you better, come come, it won't hurt a bit.... :lol:

 

[Ian]

My wife/husband/partner refers to it as an electrocuted kitten, a little rude I think, I think some frizz ease may help, can you advise?

 

[wivers]

Well by the looks of it, it does resemble some sort of road kill!!

I'll prescribe you a course of penicillin, for the rash and theres a number for madame butterwaxses back sack and crack salon!

Could you please disinfect the coach on your way out.

 

[Ian]

I can't thank you enough for you're help, I'm off to do my nails, the tips are a right state.

 

[user123]

 

[Stewart]

Hi Doctor Wivers....please can you help...

On August the 18th my life changed forever and I really think there's no way back to a life of normality for me and my young family.

It all started quite inoccently with a brief introduction.... A few hello's, the occasional thanks... and even the odd smack on the wrist (which I quite liked) I seemed to be surrounded by nice people that welcomed me with open arms and lulled me into a false sense of security!

Then I was exposed to the darker side..... Which was something I wasn't quite expecting. I started to hear of the problems with no solutions. people in distress and financial ruin. Mis-information and dodgy dealers with the wrong powder. Arguments ensued, fallouts,
tantrums and some people never to be seen again

I now find myself with an addiction to rival all other.... I also seem to have become the victim of a stalker that likes to dress up as a clown....

Please please please can you help me with my addiction to Tilers Forums.....

Yours...... nervously pressing the refresh button

Stewart

Ps.... I think my stalker has an electrocuted kitten problem.....!

 

[Ian]

Just so you know Stew, I don't just stalk you, it's anyone who I find interesting or intriguing. This week I'm stalking Dan. I like his geek sheek style.

 

[wivers]

Hi Doctor Wivers....please can you help...

On August the 18th my life changed forever and I really think there's no way back to a life of normality for me and my young family.

It all started quite inoccently with a brief introduction.... A few hello's, the occasional thanks... and even the odd smack on the wrist (which I quite liked) I seemed to be surrounded by nice people that welcomed me with open arms and lulled me into a false sense of security!

Then I was exposed to the darker side..... Which was something I wasn't quite expecting. I started to hear of the problems with no solutions. people in distress and financial ruin. Mis-information and dodgy dealers with the wrong powder. Arguments ensued, fallouts,
tantrums and some people never to be seen again

I now find myself with an addiction to rival all other.... I also seem to have become the victim of a stalker that likes to dress up as a clown....

Please please please can you help me with my addiction to Tilers Forums.....

Yours...... nervously pressing the refresh button

Stewart

Ps.... I think my stalker has an electrocuted kitten problem.....!

Dear me there are alot of problems around today.

You seem to have contracted TilersLifeAin'tWhatItsCrackedUpToBe sydrome.

The worst thing for this condition is to ask for advice on a forum as you get some very strange people on those, as you have witnessed.

What i will prescribe is a shot of AskDaveForHelp serum and i want you to avoid contact with any circus folk at all.

Also if you stop using the womens facial masks and waxing products i belive the stalking may stop.

Best regards

Doctor Wivers

 

[Rob Z]

BrianOrion :lol::lol:

 

[Dave]

Dear doctor wivers.... Ive had the 5hits and cant fart with my bum leaking , any advice lol...

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Dear doctor wivers.... Ive had the 5hits and cant fart with my bum leaking , any advice lol...

yep, don't go out in light coloured trousers..

 

[John Benton]

Don't sniff pepper

 

[Dougs Third Go]

Dear doctor wivers.... Ive had the 5hits and cant fart with my bum leaking , any advice lol...

it's a middle aged condition known as "shartitis" haha