Ok i havent read all the posts in this thread so if i am repeating info then just ignore me.
Seems to me you are not exploiting the free or cheap ways of advertising and promoting yourself. You seem to be throwing money in every direction and only making the advertisers wealthy.
Step one, you have a PC so design a flyer without mentioning you are a newbie. Layout all the jobs you can do. Bahrooms, Kitchens, Walls, Floors etc etc....dont be shy with words...use things like Travertine, Stone, Ceramics, Porcelain....not just Wall and floor tiler !
Search the internet for other local trades and email them with your flyer....it costs nothing !
Get some flyers printed off one way or another.If you do them yourself dont get over ambitious , keep it simple and to the point.
Give as many contact options as possible, email address, mobile phone and home phone.
Get down to all your local Estate agents with flyers ( include in flyers that make overs can help sell houses) ask them to pass them onto house owners who are not having luck with a sale. Also Leasing and letting agents could use your services.
Do you have a university in the area ? if so there are usually areas that have streets full of student accomodation....find out who lets them out and get your flyer in there. This work usually is done in the main summer hols though. I do a fair bit of this sort of thing.
In the mean time, any part time job you can get will keep your spirits up and give some income.
Social activities have brought work to me too, such as a fishing club i waas with some years back...i probably did tiling for 50% of the other members.
Get your cards in the local cafes, chip shops, tile shops, etc etc...Always have cards with you !
If you know a nurse or someone who works in the health service, get them to put your details on the internal message boards...this is a great way to get work.....most of all dont stop trying and never stop promoting your self at every opportunity.
Most of the above will cost nothing but time....if you put the time in, it will come eventually.
All the best.
