Is It Too Much To Ask!?

[One Day]

A friend of mine did some tiling for a lord and lady at their stately home. He was served lunch every day (along with a choice of newspaper and wine) by their butler! He said they were a lovely appreciative couple too.

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Before spacer pegs we used match sticks or card!
The customer would often ask what they were for?
'Every time I stop for a cup of tea I mark where I've got too'
We always have kettles,cups, powder milk, sugar,coffee and tea for my son!
And yes never refuse the first cup offered - it may be the only one.

 

[Italy]

this morning....
arrival at the customer home.
him, tank top ... + 4 degrees (crazy)
and her daughter was in the house.
pray with the rosary ....
have suffered a shock.
I thought I was dreaming.
ps. no coffee (preferred) 🙁

THIS MORNING REPLAY like yesterday!!!
But with new news.
7:00, heard a loud noise and wailing.
I go to see, customer fell to the ground, he could not get up. (Size XXXXL) ...
antonio, to help customers get up ....
black eye and various pains.
frightened.
12.00 finished work, ran away in a hurry.
crazy family 🙁

 

[Andy Allen]

THIS MORNING REPLAY like yesterday!!!
But with new news.
7:00, heard a loud noise and wailing.
I go to see, customer fell to the ground, he could not get up. (Size XXXXL) ...
antonio, to help customers get up ....
black eye and various pains.
frightened.
12.00 finished work, ran away in a hurry.
crazy family 🙁

Finished work at 12.00 !!! Hope you started another job..😉

 

[J Sid]

Had to laugh, this just popped up on twitter

If any one wants one 🙂

 

[Qwerty]

I got a coffee today. Nearly fainted! Tasted like gravy though 😕

 

[On one]

I got a coffee today. Nearly fainted! Tasted like gravy though 😕

Is your customer a TF member then? or just got your subtle hints?

 

[John Benton]

I got a coffee today. Nearly fainted! Tasted like gravy though 😕

Reminds me of the Xmas episode of Only Fools and Horses when Uncle Albert makes coffee with gravy granules...

 

[Italy]

Finished work at 12.00 !!! Hope you started another job..😉

no andy, go to finish other work ...
Today finish two jobs.
Tomorrow starter new job, laying Ecogrip for Monday. 🙁

 

[Andy Allen]

I got a coffee today. Nearly fainted! Tasted like gravy though 😕

Hope it wasn't John Benton gravy...😉