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Gazzer
A Woman on her death bed called for her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash.
"What's the eggs for?" Asks the husband.
She replied "every time we had bad sex I would put an egg in the box"
"Not bad" says the husband "3 eggs in 35 years - and the cash?"
"Every time I got a dozen I sold them" replied his wife.
"What's the eggs for?" Asks the husband.
She replied "every time we had bad sex I would put an egg in the box"
"Not bad" says the husband "3 eggs in 35 years - and the cash?"
"Every time I got a dozen I sold them" replied his wife.