Joke of the day

[grumpygrouter]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]Joke Of The Day:[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" [/SIZE][/FONT]

 

[GazTech]

good one...pmsl


A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she
asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He
reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes
looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the
waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah! So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck!"

 

[Fekin]

:lol:

Good ones

 

[CLAYS TILES]

oh dear! you two need slapping for bringing them TERRIBLE jokes here!
pmsl thou!:hurray:

 

[enduro]

Very funny :lol:

 

[brian c]

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thats good all of my buttons work on my computer soory if i disturbed you.:yawn:

 

[grumpygrouter]

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thats good all of my buttons work on my computer soory if i disturbed you.:yawn:

You checked out the retrun key a few times tho' Bri!:yes:

Grumpy

 

[brian c]

pmsl ,Russ m8

 

[Fekin]

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thats good all of my buttons work on my computer soory if i disturbed you.:yawn:

wow, you have a z1 key on your board :lol:

 

[GazTech]

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thats good all of my buttons work on my computer soory if i disturbed you.:yawn:

and still not replaced the ££££££££££££££££££££ yet pmsl:lol: