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The british population was asked if polish immigrants were a problem 23% said yes its a serious problem, 77% said czesk bardzo mi milu gdzie djest toaldta.
 
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was of course perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a large bundle of toys. Not wanting to disapoint any children on the eve of christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving around delivering toys. Unfortunatley, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and santa claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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the perfect woman survived. She is the only one who really exsisted in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
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So if there is no perfect man and there is no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if you are a woman and you are reading this, this illustrates another point. Women never listen either.
 

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