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Gazzer
An 85 year old man was asked by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his medical exam. The doctor gave him a jar and asked him to come back in the morning with a ***** sample.
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared with the jar which was as clean and empty as it was the previous day.
The doctor asked what had happened and the man explained. "Well Doc its like this-----First I tried with my left hand,and nothing, then I tried with my right hand, still nothing
So the Mrs. tried with her left hand and nothing,same with her right hand. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in and then without her teeth, still nothing.
We even called Arlene our next door neighbour, and she tried too.First with both hands,then an armpit, and she even tried it between her knees but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! " You asked your neighbour?!!
The old man replied," Yep and none of us could get the jar open"
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared with the jar which was as clean and empty as it was the previous day.
The doctor asked what had happened and the man explained. "Well Doc its like this-----First I tried with my left hand,and nothing, then I tried with my right hand, still nothing
So the Mrs. tried with her left hand and nothing,same with her right hand. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in and then without her teeth, still nothing.
We even called Arlene our next door neighbour, and she tried too.First with both hands,then an armpit, and she even tried it between her knees but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! " You asked your neighbour?!!
The old man replied," Yep and none of us could get the jar open"
