What i did today!!

[dagger]

oooooohhhh...roadkill, all is fair,

i had a recent incedent where i had the opertunity
(for the first time) to sample some road kill......it was Fantastic.....i do not know what to do with his bycycle though?.......[/QUOTE]

my jokes are lost on you lot!!!!!!!....i was giggling like a little kid waiting for a present!!!!....never mind....i am on me own again....

 

[brian c]

working down in Irvine today 80 odd mile round trip,so just decided to tile the whole toilet while i was there and back tomorrow to grout.

 

[Rav daniels]

i ran over a pig,,,, moved it to the side of the road,,,, kept the speed camera though:lol:

 

[dagger]

i ran over a pig,,,, moved it to the side of the road,,,, kept the speed camera though:lol:

now theres a man that got it!!!!!

 

[Rav daniels]

i got it dagger , just tweaked it a bit mate:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Gazzer]

oooooohhhh...roadkill, all is fair,

i had a recent incedent where i had the opertunity
(for the first time) to sample some road kill......it was Fantastic.....i do not know what to do with his bycycle though?.......[/QUOTE]

my jokes are lost on you lot!!!!!!!....i was giggling like a little kid waiting for a present!!!!....never mind....i am on me own again....

i am waiting for the punchline

 

[diamondtiling]

did you know that it's illegal to pick up your own road kill

Who will know? I know nothing officer and the bird aint singing either.
:lol::lol:





Is that true by the way Doug?

 

[diamondtiling]

i am waiting for the punchline

Come on SR, keep up for gawd's sake.

:ninja:

 

[dagger]

ooooooooooommmmyyyyyyygaaaaawwwwwdddd!!!!

 

[Gazzer]

Who will know? I know nothing officer and the bird aint singing either.
:lol::lol:





Is that true by the way Doug?

Roadkill

 

[doug boardley]

I thought that only applied to certain animals? is it all then?

I think you have to report knocking a dog over, but game animals are supposed to be left (I think)

 

[diamondtiling]

I tried poking and prodding it Doug but it wasn't game, it just sort of moved limply and lolled its head about.

Its tastes flippin lovely though.

:lol:

 

[doug boardley]

you can pick it up if another vehicle has knocked it down ( this is according to my father in law, so it might not be totally accurate)

 

[Gazzer]

You may have heard that it is illegal to pick up a game bird that you have run-over yourself, but OK if someone else has killed it. Amazingly this is not an urban myth, but an actual rule that was imposed to prevent people from driving through estates where pheasant is bred and taking home enough fresh game to feed a family of four.
I feel that if you stick to squirrel and game birds that are reasonably intact, you won’t go far wrong. A good gauge of whether road-kill is still fit to eat is the creature’s eyes. If you can get to it before crows and other carrion have had away with it’s eyes, I reckon it’s worth a punt! You can of course just cheat and buy the ingredients for these recipes, no one will know if you throw away the packaging before anyone sees it.

 

[dagger]

all i can say is..................Northeners!!!!:ban: