daughter does me

[nybor62]

i was away last week working in newbury

i get a text friday morn .from my 17 year old daughter hi dad i had to wait untill you went away , but im pregnant could,nt tell you to your face, please dont be mad.

well i was in a right state, rang home wife answers what the hell is going on

wife.. what do you mean
me .. with our robyn ive just had a text saying she is pregnant

wife.. yes she was scared to tell you

me .. right im on my way back

wife april fools

me , april fools you pair of

 

[White Room]

 

[marbleman]

thats some april fool, jesus you must of been pulling you hair out and wanting to kill

 

[widler]

thats bad,next year tell your wife you are leaving her and have been having a affair with another man,see how they like it:smilewinkgrin:

 

[nybor62]

my mate thought i was going to kill him , he says the look on my face was pure anger

 

[user123]

:lol: :lol: :lol: It's a sign they love you, though... :lol:

 

[hillhead]

Brilliant,lol.
My sister in law is having driving lessons at the minute, her instructor rang her and told her he found a slot for her test on monday,lol.
She was panicking big style for over an hour before he told her it was an April's fool. lol.

 

[Stewart]

That's my kind of humour.... 10/10 for ingenuity...lol

 

[Scott]

Ouch! not sure if that is funny or not!

 

[chrisroe]

not funny not funny at all

and my daughter is only 2 1/2 years old

there is a level and this is way beyond

she is going to be a hermit nun anyway

 

[Rob Z]

:sosp:Nybor, Payback is a MoFo...your day will come !:juggle2: patience...patience....

 

[Andy Allen]

had me going then........i was just about to post clive dun singing 'grandad we love you'...

 

[Colour Republic]

Good job you rang first and didn't drive back to put the boyfriend in the boot of the car for a little 'chat'