emails......

[DHTiling]

Best begging type email iv'e had yet.........:lol:



I am khalid mahmoud, A Bahrain national I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live.I am very rich,but was never generous, I have given most of my assets to my immediate family members. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations.I cannot do this myself anymore because of my health.I once asked members of my family to give some money to charity organizations,they refused and kept the money.I have a huge cash deposit of Eighteen Million dollars with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.You will take out 20% of this funds for your assistance.

 

[grumpygrouter]

wot, you not going for it?

Grumps

 

[DHTiling]

i just luv the spelling..........

 

[wetdec]

Yesterday think they on a purge :yes:

Hello,

I am mrs Lorita Candy from Botswana. I am married to Dr.John Candy who worked with Botswana embassy for nine years before he died.
We were married for eighteen years with a child.My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $14.865,000,00(Fourteen million Eight hundred and sixty five thousand U.S.Dollars) in a security company in Abidjan-Cote D'Ivoire.The money was deposited in a trunk box as family valuables.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six months due to cancer Problem. Though what disturbs me most is the stoke,Having known my condition I decided to look for a God fearing individual that will utilize this money to the glory of God to take care of my only child for better future.I took this decision because my only child is still young and can not manage this fund very well and my husband relatives are not happy with my husband's wealth when he was alife and through my prayers and the directions of God,I have found out that their hands is in my husband's death and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by evil men. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner,hence the reason for taking this bold decision.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security company in Abidjan where my husband deposited the consignment . Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein and you will take care of my only child.

Hoping to hear from you soon.
Yours Sincerely,

Mrs Lorita Candy

tiler

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[DHTiling]

And i thought mine was funny...desperate to get you to reply arn't they..?... then they have you..hook line and sinker...........

 

[TilingLogistics]

The problem is they only need one gullable person and they have won and unfortunately they must score some of the time or they wouldn't keep sending them.

Kev

 

[Fekin]

I just think that if anyone is stupid enough to take it at face value and send a total stranger their bank details then they deserve what happens to them.

Like these sad individuals that think they have found love on a Botswana dating site or similar with some sexy 20 year old bird and she needs them to send her £2000 for air tickets and expenses so she can come over and be their bride :lol:

I sometimes send the e-mails back to sender with a small f**k off reply.

 

[CLAYS TILES]

And i thought mine was funny...desperate to get you to reply arn't they..?... then they have you..hook line and sinker...........

I win!
these emails i get daily....................................

Hello! I am tired this afternoon. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at [email protected] only, because I am using my friend's email to write this. Would you mind if I share some of my pictures with you?

:huh2:i never got the pics :lol:

 

[howard]

ive got 1 today


Good Day Friend,
I am Mrs.Marina Litvinenko,wife of Alexander Litvinenko, a former Russian
security officer who died in a London hospital after apparently being poisoned
with the highly-toxic metal thallium by Mr Lugovoi,a Russian Government Paid
agent.

Your can read articles about my Husband's ordeal via the websites below:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6162562.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6708103.stm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?
in_article_id=490007&in_page_id=1770&ct=5
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6163502.stm
http://new .bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6904066.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6679853.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5416238.stm

Please i want you to assist me remove USD$3.5M given to my husband before his
death by Mr Berezovsky,A Russian Billionaire Exiled in UK for exposing an
alleged plot to assassinate him by the Russian Authority and to
investigate the
death of Anna Politkovskaya,a Russian Journalist believed to have equally been
poisoned by the Kremlin for writing a book:The Putin's Russia: Life in
a Failing
Democracy depicted Russia as a country where human rights are routinely
trampled.

The Funds are deposited with a security firm in Europe and because of fear,i
will beg you to assist us remove the funds for investment in your country.

As soon as i receive your response,i will send you the documents of the funds.

I intend releasing 15% of these funds to for your assistance.

Best Regard
Mrs.Marina Litvinenko

 

[Fekin]

I'd just give them a Paypal account number to transfer the funds into :lol: