Wife's xmas present

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

I was thinking along the lines of new oven gloves.........Only joking :lol:.

 

[hillhead]

iv bought her a mountain bike so she can join me and the kids! then i get fit and hit the big mountains,get used to it and then plan big days out on the bikes.
I always take her out clothes shopping too! costly time

 

[CJ]

My Mrs just says to get her a suprise.




Do ya think she will like a Dewalt D240000

 

[tommyzooom]

Just give thanks her birthday isn't on the 24th:yikes:

 

[faithhealer]

I'm going to buy her 2 galvanised dustbins.

P.S. If I am not on the forum after the 25th you will know I didn't survive after the exchange of presents on Christmas morning

Why not just buy her a frying pan so she can whack you with it mate. perfume, jewellery, etc not blooming dustbins

 

[White Room]

Garden tools could be a good idea, perhaps a cement mixer thrown for good measure:smilewinkgrin:

 

[faithhealer]

Garden tools could be a good idea, perhaps a cement mixer thrown for good measure:smilewinkgrin:

is that to bury him under the patio?

 

[Rob Z]

My Mrs just says to get her a suprise.




Do ya think she will like a Dewalt D240000

This reminds me of that episode on the Simpsons where Homer buys Marge a bowling bowl for her birthday/Christmas.

Marge unwraps it and starts to growl at Homer "Homer you got me a bowling ball, it has your initials "HS" on it, and it's drilled to fit your hand."

Homer protests to Marge "Of course I had to do that Marge-I knew you wouldn't ever go bowling and I didn't want the ball to not get used!"

:lol::lol:

 

[doit4u]

Why not just buy her a frying pan so she can whack you with it mate. perfume, jewellery, etc not blooming dustbins

She already has several frying pans, but I did treat her to a new large stock pot last month so she could steam more christmas puddings in one go.

Why is unacceptable to give women useful things yet alright to give blokes tools etc?

 

[Deleted member 9966]

She already has several frying pans, but I did treat her to a new large stock pot last month so she could steam more christmas puddings in one go.

Why is unacceptable to give women useful things yet alright to give blokes tools etc?

I wouldn't say it was unacceptable as such. But usually if a woman wants something useful, she goes and gets it straight away rather than waiting for Christmas.

I'd like something useful for Christmas, but hubby won't stretch to a new car :lol: