Worst chat up lines

[macten]

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

 

[macten]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[murf]

I bet you wouldnt have much success with those lines mac

 

[Dan]

Pick a number between one and ten. Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.

 

[Dan]

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

[Dan]

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...

Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.

Boy: Oh... It must be an hour too fast!

 

[Dan]

One for 365Richard.

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I drive as smart car! Wanna ride?

 

[Dan]

I'm a mathematician baby! Do you fancy going to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

 

[Dan]

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

 

[user123]

Oh my god... :groan: ... Macten and Dan, you have to much time in your hands.... :lol:

 

[Dan]

I stole mine from a website. I've never been good at chatting up, all my GF's have been my friends for ages first. Free love and all that.

 

[macten]

I dunno Dan, some of yours were so good I nearly went back to your place!

 

[user123]

I dunno Dan, some of yours were so good I nearly went back to your place!

Hmmmm, see you there then.... :yikes: :lol: :yikes: