Dog Widdle

[faithhealer]

Customers dog widdled on one of my dust sheets today. Didn't bother me at all (having a dog myself) just chucked it outside. made a joke of it to the customers but they were devastated, couldn't apologise enough. Ended up with my first tip for yonks! Think I'll have to blame the family pet for more misdemeanors! lol

 

[kilty55]

lol ,stick a plastic joke shop turd on it tomorow,,and then hand the customer a holiday brochure with your choice of destination circled

 

[White Room]

:lol::lol::lol::smart:

 

[DHTiling]

lol ,stick a plastic joke shop turd on it tomorow,,and then hand the customer a holiday brochure with your choice of destination circled

 

[Pebbs]

I cant stop laughing....Ive just thought up the perfect practical joke, for something to be left in the canteen on one of the jobs...I think im going to have to film it.

Pebbs

 

[user123]

It's a mad house on here... :lol:

 

[faithhealer]

same job today, finishing touches on new vinyl floor so took boots off. Stepped on a dollop of silicon so (urg) turned my sock inside out!! forgot about it until I got changed tonight, couldn't get my sock off!!

 

[david campbell]

beats mine...working on 1 of my properties today and went down the van for the dust sheets and they where gone?.......last time they where out was the guy who owns the local chippies house so will need to phoine him!
just remember always wash at 30oC......lol

 

[macten]

The family I've been working for have 3 kids and I popped outside to cut a tile to see the youngest
one having a dump in the old toilet I had just removed!

 

[Pebbs]

:lol::lol:

I went to a well known bathroom showroom last year with my sister and little un. We were looking round the displays and my sister said...OMG wheres Megan gone! panic set in, my sister went one way and I went the other...I came round the corner to find Megan sitting on the loo tears streaming down her face "Lynnie theres no toilet paper here can you wipe my bum?!"

We got out of there in about 5 seconds flat...ohh the shame of it!

Pebbs

 

[Dan]

There's a jackass think where they do that Lynn lol...