Here's good one.........

[John Benton]

Sat on the sofa with my missus just watching a bit of TV. She's actually on a weeks holiday from work, and she's really enjoying it.

Just completely out of the blue she says this.

"How about me packing work in and you paying me for doing your washing, ironing and cooking"

Any thoughts on this fellas, cos I was lost for words!!!

 

[Tony73]

Sat on the sofa with my missus just watching a bit of TV. She's actually on a weeks holiday from work, and she's really enjoying it.

Just completely out of the blue she says this.

"How about me packing work in and you paying me for doing your washing, ironing and cooking"

Any thoughts on this fellas, cos I was lost for words!!!

I think you should :sofahide:

 

[Gazzer]

Did you tell her she had better do better than she already does ?..........SLAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP :lol:

 

[Tony73]

She have good sense of humour :lol:

 

[charlie1]

They come out with some crackers from time to time, think I'd still be laughing!!

 

[White Room]

Tell her she'll have to pay tax on her earnings:lol:

 

[John Benton]

She have good sense of humour :lol:

No but it's a good job I have!!!!

Really though Tony I'm blessed, she's a wonderful woman and I'm really looked after. My mates cannot believe I get no grief from her at all. She never nags or bothers me to get jobs done, and our house is immaculately clean. I'm very lucky!!!!

 

[John Benton]

Tell her she'll have to pay tax on her earnings:lol:

When she does finish work I'll employ her to do my books, makes sense to use her tax allowance!!!!

 

[White Room]

When she does finish work I'll employ her to do my books, makes sense to use her tax allowance!!!!

Keep the earnings below the taxable rate and pay her national insurance...jobs a good un:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Tony73]

No but it's a good job I have!!!!

Really though Tony I'm blessed, she's a wonderful woman and I'm really looked after. My mates cannot believe I get no grief from her at all. She never nags or bothers me to get jobs done, and our house is immaculately clean. I'm very lucky!!!!

good for you m8 , I'm happy for every- happy family. (I'm happy with my dog at the moment :lol: )

 

[Stef]

No but it's a good job I have!!!!

Really though Tony I'm blessed, she's a wonderful woman and I'm really looked after. My mates cannot believe I get no grief from her at all. She never nags or bothers me to get jobs done, and our house is immaculately clean. I'm very lucky!!!!

I take it she can read this thread John??

 

[CJ]

Pay her in kind. :smilewinkgrin:

 

[John Benton]

She can't read Stef so I'm safe

 

[One Day]

My missus "retired" last week - age 37.
Now we need to work out if it's worth her going self employed and using her tax allowance (helping me with admin) or partnership.....
(Reasoning is to spend more time with the kids while they are young)

 

[WetSaw]

Just make sure that you pay her monthly. My accountant put in a claim for my wife doing my books (which she was doing) but as there was no record of monthly payments the tax man threw it out.